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Trained Cuddlist

Session Rate: $60/hour

Fair Lawn, NJ

About Hans

Congratulations on deciding to care for yourself through cuddling. My goal as your Cuddlist will be to serve the physical, emotional, spiritual and social aspects of your humanity because I believe they give meaning and purpose to life through connection inspired by the Holy Spirit.

Read on to see if a connection with me would be right for you.

I want you to experience trust, belonging, compassion, understanding, and acceptance in connecting with me for the care of your humanity through platonic touch. Therefore, providing those things within goodwill, honesty, and vulnerability surrounded by agreed-upon boundaries creates safety for a relaxed reprieve from the difficulty which is all too often a part of life. In doing so you can improve your understanding of self, preferences for healthy touch, and communication skills. Or, at least, it can just make you feel AWESOME.

In short, what I strive to give you as a Cuddlist is what I want for myself because I believe that we were designed to care for one another that way.  It is with humility and gratitude for the mutual benefits provided by service that I charge the minimum allowed as a professional on Cuddlist.com.

Therefore, if what I have said resonates with you then I hope to hear from you soon so that we can give your humanity the care it deserves because you and your health matter.No

Session information from Hans

Currently I only conduct sessions on an out-call basis surrounding Fair Lawn, NJ 07410.  Request a session without obligation to see if your location falls within my service area.

Upon submitting a session request, I will contact you by email with available times for scheduling. Once you schedule a session, we will talk by phone or meet briefly so that we can become acquainted, I can answer your questions and understand what you want to get out of platonic touch.

Given your choice of ambiance, I can provide mood lighting, essential oil mist diffusion and or memory foam comfort.  Alternatively, your couch with pillows can be used.

We will begin by establishing trust and open honest communication regarding boundaries and intentions so you can get the most out of your session and stay present throughout. Personal choice, comfort, and safety are conditions I will seek to maintain.

In addition to understanding the Cuddlist Code of Conduct, I also require a signed waiver for our mutual protection which will be provided as an email attachment for your completion and records.

I accept payments via cash, debit or credit card, Venmo, and PayPal.

A 50% deposit is required upon scheduling a session with the balance due at session’s end.  Rescheduled appointments with 24 hours notice may be done so with a half deposit carry forward.

Skills & Specialties

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